Look, the first couple of times we ran into each other like this I thought it was cute, but now I'm starting to think you're planning it and that makes me really uncomfortable. I'm sorry that I had to move on, but that's what happened -- I moved on. Besides, I thought you were with Mike now? Just because I'm filling in his posting shoes while he's attending a wedding doesn't mean it's okay for you to follow me around like this.

I know what we had was special, but it's over. Let's just look at these webcomics and vote for our favorites after the break -- as friends -- and I won't tell Mike anything happened.

Action and Reaction (The Gamer Cat)
I used to player Super Hang-On at Chuck-e-Cheese (Magical Game Time)
Mealtime Menagerie (Life in Aggro)
Clean Sweep (Awkward Zombie)
Super (Nerd Now!!)
Nintendo Power (Brawl in the Family)
Weekly Webcomic Wrapup: September 8, 2012
Action and Reaction (The Gamer Cat)109 (19.9%)
I used to player Super Hang-On at Chuck-e-Cheese (Magical Game Time)68 (12.4%)
Mealtime Menagerie (Life in Aggro)89 (16.3%)
Clean Sweep (Awkward Zombie)90 (16.5%)
Super (Nerd Now!!)30 (5.5%)
Nintendo Power (Brawl in the Family)161 (29.4%)

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