Kickstart a desk design to create a Gamer's Paradise

As I thumb through the catalog in search of a desk
I take a look at them all, and realize they fail the test
'Cause I've got so many cables and cords
Even my mama thinks that they can't be stored

But I ain't never seen a desk with USB support
this one's got 7, you'll always have ports
You better watch your games over HDMI
Or you'll have to choose to put a DVI port inside

I really hate to trip, so I want to place
all my AC adapters in the 6 provided spaces
I keep my headphones plugged in the headphone jack
And I illuminate my room with LEDS on the back