I laughed when I saw reader Alan's screenshot from Guild Wars 2
because I have taken this exact same picture many times. I think it's because the sharks in that game always die in the same pose and make it oh-so-easy for you to snuggle up between their jaws for a photo op.
Of course, it would be even more hilarious if there were an after-death spasm and the shark chomped down one final time. Even more irony!
has come a long, long way from the ultra-crude 3-D models of 1999. Reader Ben has great evidence of this with the following screenshot. "Here's an impressive-looking giant spider in the new (circa 2005) tutorial zone, the Mines of Gloomingdeep," he wrote.
I guess 2005 is new, provided that you are just learning about iPhones and these new MMO things. But we'll go with it, Ben, because it is a terrifyingly beautiful screenshot that will send all of our arachnophobic readers skittering from their monitors!
Our last screenshot of the day is this gorgeous landscape from RIFT
. Reader Rade provided us with the associated tale: "Both exhausted, my companion from the fairy-folk and I were catching our breath in the last rays of sunset upon Seratos, the now kingdom of Regulos, God of Death. Will we make it to the lighthouse before the starless Black enshrouds everything -- will we survive another night of fearful darkness?"
Did you survive, Rade? One million Massively readers need to know!
Encased in her magical, semi-transparent cocoon, Desiree looked in wonder at the starfield that now wrapped around her. The oracle told her that she would have to pass between worlds to recover the Ultimate One Shot, but she never thought that she'd end up floating through the cosmos.
A Tier 3 warship blinked into existence, laser probes darting about her small pod. "PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!" a voice transmitted through her cocoon's walls. "GIRLS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS UNIVERSE! THEY FREAK US OUT AND MAKE US PUT ON PANTS FOR DINNER PARTIES!"
Desiree narrowed her eyes. She may look defenseless to this star-beast, but she had a few tricks up her sleeve yet. Time to activate the Beatdown Protocol...
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