The After Math: OK, let's try that again

There are just some weeks we'd love to Groundhog Day our way through and try again to get right. Ben Affleck knows what I'm talking about. There was Apple's snoozefest on Monday that debuted smaller versions of the same stuff you already own. A Texas duplex was razed to the ground because somebody didn't understand the core concept of Google Maps. And Microsoft hasn't had to back-peddle this hard since the police arrested Clippy at Miami International with 70 pounds of coke. Numbers, because how else would we keep track of all the superhero movies Ben Affleck ruins?

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9.7 inches

The screen size of Apple's new, smaller iPad Pro. That wasn't the only chibi-sized product the company rolled out during its "Loop You In" Event on Monday -- it also debuted a 4-inch iPhone 5 SE. Because after years of increasing the size of their products, the only place to go now is back down.