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  • Presenting Joystiq T-Shirts for you to buy on TopatoCo!

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    Justin McElroy
    Justin McElroy
    10.20.2011

    Look at you. Stylish shoes, sexy pants and no shirt. You used to have some dignity and now you're walking around like some sort of half hobo. Luckily, we've got you covered (literally). Ladies and gentlemen, we're proud to announce you can now purchase Joystiq T-shirts from TopatoCo. Whether you go with Cory Schmitz's retro-inspired look (also available in black) or Josh Smith's sword-inspired design, one thing's for sure: No one will ever again be able to see your nipples without explicit permission.

  • Bear witness to Cory Schmitz's Joystiq T-shirt design

    by 
    Justin McElroy
    Justin McElroy
    09.23.2011

    Yesterday we showed off our prize-winning design by Mr. Josh Smith, which we're sure you're still reeling from. We hope, however, that you haven't completely stuffed your eyeballs because they'll want to feast on the design we're about to show you from our buddy, Cory Schmitz. Not only does it just look cool, but it also features two references to the infamous Joystiq theme days. We love it a lot, and we hope you do too. Ready? OK.