Relieve stress with the USB Eye Massager

Ryan Block
R. Block|12.14.04

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Ryan Block
December 14th, 2004
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USB eye massage

Those long hours pounding out items can really take a toll on us Engadget editors, which is why we're so very glad USB—which, if you've forgotten, can do just about anything for your desktop—gadget makers have finally birthed the USB Eye Massager. You know, normally we don't quote sites, but it's an irresistible marketing pitch:

USB Eye Massager is the latest-designed health care Product specially for the Person which long time use their eyes, Such as the Computer operator.

We don't know about you people, but that particular finger configuration only means one thing to us when it comes to eye contact, and it ain't massage.

[Via I4U]

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