What the freak is this? Some guy in Florida bought his two and a half year old daughter one of those toy cellphones
the other day from a grocery store, no big deal, right? Except that the "screen" on the toy phone has a picture of
Osama bin Laden on it, and the word "King" written right above it. We wouldn't have guessed that Osama would be hiding
out in a toy phone this whole time; turns out the phone is from the same company that imported those plastic toys
of a plane spinning between two towers.