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The "Holy mother of god!" Wacko Jacko Halloween mask

Wacko Jacko mask

What with Halloween being just around the corner, you're obviously going to want to go as the scariest thing imagineable. Like, so scary you start crying when you look in the mirror, that scary. So obviously you're going to go as Michael Jackson, right? Because what on god's green earth could be any more horrifying? Nothing. Just, nothing. And the best part is the bitter irony of how he's become more zombie-like in reality than were any of the undead in Thriller. But what we're really looking forward to is a rotting-corpse J-Tim Halloween mask in maybe 15 years after he's all washed up, too. Man, that would be amazing.

[Via BoingBoing]