Junkie's Little Helper
Hey man, no judgment here. This is, like, totally a safe zone. Except, uh, maybe for the device's name, Junkie's Little Helper? Its integrated sensors track your pill popping ways and it communicates to a chat room (presumably brimming with people you know and trust) to make sure whatever it is you're getting hopped up on, you get off of before you require an intervention. Sure, there are number of reasons why this won't ever be a real product, but we think the most realistic one is merely because so many people actually like taking way too many pills.
[Via Near Near Future]
