The Doze Alert: no more sleep driving
Until the dawn of teleportation or an efficient, cost-effective public transportation system free of man-sewage, we're stuck shuffling our flesh stumps around in cars. That's ok 'cept for the overwhelming urge to rest our eyes "just for a sec" only to wake up swaddled in airbag dust, mellon, and ginseng paste inside the corner Bodega. Well no'mo! We bring you the Doze Alert — a battery powered, 2-ounce safety device which slips over the ear waiting to blast you with 86 decibels (someone shouting) as soon as your head dips below a user adjustable threshold. They also offer "Deer Alert" presumably to warn you of offensive Christmas props.
[Via Channel Cincinnati]
