At least the guy who found batteries
inside a hard drive box from Staples got something useful as his mystery prize; when a 14-year-old Hawaiian boy
opened up the video iPod that his mother had bought
him for Christmas, he was treated not to one of Steve's little treasures but to an unopened package of
"mystery" meat instead. The boy's mother, Rachel Cambra, had purchased the supposedly-factory sealed 'pod at
Wal-Mart, whose spokesman said that it will be replaced once they receive their next shipment. Understandably, the
young man was angry and hurt upon this shocking discovery, so we suggest that he do his American duty and sue the hell
out of Apple, Wal-Mart, and maybe Hormel just to be safe.