jammers -- the CX 200 Portable Director II. Yeah, it's not even remotely legal here in the US of FCC-A but who amongst us hasn't jonesed for something this discrete to bring a satisfying end to the inane prattle nearby? This device is specially tuned to continuously jam the popular Japanese carrier frequencies for 70 seconds and even allows you to politely fade-out a call you'd rather not be taking "with natural atmosphere" rather than attempting a throaty fake all Michael Winslow like. Just $71 buys you a taste of moral grayness.
[Via The Red Ferret Jounal]