It's the problem that has plagued humankind since October 23, 2001: Where do I get a piano-shaped table with a built-in iPod dock and speakers? We all want one, but they're just so hard to find. Fear not, dear readers. TUAW has the answer for you.
The Concerto table is shaped like a grand piano, has a dock for connecting your iPod (with dock connector, of course) and built-in speakers. These retail for...actually, it's one of those "If you have to ask you can't afford it" deals. Don't say we didn't warn you.