Overheard in New York (City) poster, Everclear, caught this snippet of a conversation on the 2 train near Borough Hall:
SAT* prepping kid #1: What's 'hydrolysis'?
SAT prepping kid #2: Dude, don't you play Grand Theft Auto? Hydrolysis is what makes the cars bump up and down.
SAT prepping kid #3: Um ... Hydrolysis is the splitting of things in water.
SAT prepping kid #2: Whatever. Same thing.