Diveo mage, of course, being a rather pathetic anagram of "video game." Admittedly, we're not very good at this. Rather, head over to Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday for a collection of games that could only come about after some serious letter shuffling and, in many cases, heavy drug abuse.
We won't spoil it for you, but rest assured that Tragic Mahjong Copter 3 is a truly excellent game.
( Ahoy Hot Dropship ... p? We really are rubbish at this.)