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The Queue: Why are mages so ugly?


Welcome back to The Queue, the daily Q&A column in which the WoW Insider team answers your questions about the World of Warcraft.

Today's Queue is brought to you by warlocks.

Warlocks, killing mages and being awesome, whenever and wherever.

Takewhat asked:

What are mages so hot ugly?

When warlocks were getting their demonic powers, they broke off a rib to fuel their incantations. That rib was then thrown away, eaten by some creatures out in Nagrand, and then deposited. That resulting deposit eventually grew into a mage.

You think I'm kidding? Just wait -- this will be the next pickup quest in patch 4.2.

Sgtnubbl asked:

Any news on the armory with guild chat Blizzard was talking about before?

No news on out-of-game access to guild chat yet. Blizzard hasn't really been very communicative on the matter recently. Hopefully this will change soon.

Aedonix asked:

Why are there no female ogres?

There are, they just look the same as male ogres.

Kritzhek asked:

The mage in our raid is woefully doing less damage than our witches, what can we do to help console the mage?

I'd recommend he reinstall WoW. It might be that his account has become corrupted server-side, in which case he should purchase a new account and select "warlock" when making a new character.

Jadedvd asked:

Why hasn't Charlie Sheen done a WoW commercial for being a warlock?

I am sure that Blizzard has already asked him to. There is no way it's let that opportunity pass by.

Xvkarbear asked:

ETA on patch 4.1?

I'd be very surprised if it wasn't out by the end of the month. We don't have an official date, though.

Have questions about the World of Warcraft? The WoW Insider crew is here with The Queue, our daily Q&A column. Leave your questions in the comments, and we'll do our best to answer 'em!

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