We're never ones to let a holiday pass by without finding some way to make a profit off of it -- and that includes holidays celebrating our very favorite family members. That's why right this moment, a mere 30 minutes before the sun sets on Mother's Day, we're sharing our monster of a mega-promotion with any and all parties who will take the time to consider it. Of course, with a half-hour of relevance, you're going to have to move fast to capitalize on this gem. Brace yourself for: Mo-Thor's Day
Think about it: What do moms like more than anything in the universe? That's right, Norse mythology. What do they like only slightly less than that? Comic book adaptations. Somewhere in-between those two interests? Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman. We're telling you, if a Mo-Thor's Day campaign isn't enough to drown the film in box office revenues, we'll eat our winged helmet.