Soot whirled around in the cave, growling at Miranda as he paced. "Shut up. They don't even know how to fight with pets."
"Three, four... Lolegolas is at your door," she said. "Five, six... grab your crucifix."
"Stop that," Soot snapped. "There's no such thing in Azeroth."
"Shows what you know, Mr. I Kidnapped Tertiary Plot-based Characters," Miranda said. "There's a Sen'jin Fetish."
"That's not a crucifix at all!," Soot protested. "That's a battle pet."
"Nope. I named mine Crucifix because it's a ..." Miranda stopped, cocking her head as if listening to something. "Your time's up. Throgg's axe is here."
"I don't care about his axe!" the human snorted, darting toward the door.
"I think that's where you're wrong," the woman said quietly.
Item Note: So, no jokes this week but we've gotta wrap this up for the expansion. Also, I can't wait to fight every single troll I ever see with the Sen'jin Fetish.
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