"At approximately 11 PM Central Time, my partner and I spotted a possible stolen mammoth cruising through Ulduar," reports submitter Ravyncat. "The driver appeared to be a female night elf, and she was heavily armed. Closer inspection revealed that what we had assumed to be a stolen statue of Malorne balanced on top of the mammoth was actually a sentient stag. After cautioning them that mammoth surfing was not the safest mode of transportation even for stags, we let them off with a warning." (Thanks to Azry, Shiki, Celsia and Kynleynd of Eldre'Thalas [US-A] for the screenshot!