April Fools' Day is tough. Believe us. We know. It's 24 hours of fake news, bad jokes and Gangnam Style references. But not all of it is the internet equivalent to lining a toilet with plastic wrap. Sometimes, good stuff manages to slip through the proverbial cracks in the web. After the break, check out some of the holiday's highlights. If you dare.
Blue Microphones: Poseidon
We're pretty excited to hear Namor appear on Aquaman's inaugural podcast. We're told they've got a lot of issues to work through.
Turns out NFC actually stands for "Not For Cats." Looks like our feline friends are stuck with Square readers for the time being.
We've already seen 3D printers operating in edible mediums like chocolate and frosting -- but what about that most forbidden of non-toxic delicacies: Play-Doh?
Sure you've played Pet the Dog before, but have you really, really played it until you've Toshiba Shibasphered it? Motion controllers, a 3.5GHz 12-core processor and 4GB DDR5 RAM -- it's like the dog can practically pet itself. We'd like to see your PlayStation 4 do that.
There's a lot to love about flying Virgin here in the States: the weird purple mood lighting, the free Doom, the Boing Boing station on infinite loop. But all of that pales in comparison to the momentary sensation of being Superman when getting up to use the restroom after a few too many of those miniature Jack Daniel's bottles. All of that's about to change -- on Virgin Atlantic flights, at least, with the introduction of a thin strip of glass.