Bad App Reviews: Goat Rampage
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner.
A game where you control a goat with no real goals was bound to upset some people... and it definitely has. If you can't find joy in the pointless insanity of Goat Rampage, I don't know if there's any hope for you. Here are some genuine one-star App Store reviews for Goat Rampage.