There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner.
Today's game: Minecraft
This sandbox title is a massive hit on just about every platform imaginable, but it's not without its detractors. Brace yourselves.