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Bad App Reviews: Angry Birds
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner. Angry Birds is the most popular franchise in the history of the App Store, but there are still plenty of people who aren't mesmerized by the bright colors and flighty antics of Rovio's biggest cash cow. Here are some of the best 1-star Angry Birds reviews in the App Store.
Bad App Reviews: A Dark Room
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner. A Dark Room is an acquired taste. It's a text-based adventure RPG -- which is rare on iOS -- so it's not surprising that App Store reviewers became a bit confused. And, as usual, they have delivered some beautiful critiques of this top-selling title. Here are some actual 1-star App Store reviews for A Dark Room. [Photo use credit: Stanislav Jermar]
Bad App Reviews: Goat Rampage
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner. A game where you control a goat with no real goals was bound to upset some people... and it definitely has. If you can't find joy in the pointless insanity of Goat Rampage, I don't know if there's any hope for you. Here are some genuine one-star App Store reviews for Goat Rampage.
Bad App Reviews: Plague Inc.
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner. A strategy game where you have to engineer the downfall of humanity? Who wouldn't love that? A lot of people, apparently. Here are some genuine one-star App Store reviews for Plague Inc.
Bad App Reviews: Minecraft
There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner. Today's game: Minecraft This sandbox title is a massive hit on just about every platform imaginable, but it's not without its detractors. Brace yourselves.
