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Phat Loot Phriday: Shield of Four Grey Towers
"This is totally not a Crest of Retribution," Throgg explained, hefting the new shield above his head. "That was a fine shield, a mainstay of the paladin and warrior orders. Those brave men would slap a shield spike on the Crest and use it to farm dozens of enemies at once." The classroom of young tanks sighed appreciatively. Lolegolas smiled in pride, basking in the idea of Throgg as a teacher. "No, this is not that crest," Throgg continued. "This is the Shield of Four Grey Towers. You can purchase it from a vendor after proving your worth in dungeons. It is one of the finest shields, short of Elementium Earthguard. And considering the truly insane prices those run, it's a good option." "It's shiny, too," Lolegolas said. "It's quite the butch-looking shield." Shield of the Four Grey Towers Type Shield Armor 11,696 Strength 168 Stamina 252 Item level 346 Equip Increases your dodge rating by 112 (1.72% @ L85) Equip Increases your mastery rating by 112 How do you get it? This item can be purchased from your Justice Quartermaster for 950 justice points. How do you get rid of it? You can sell the Shield of Four Grey Towers for 16 gold, 11 silver, and 77 copper. Or you can disenchant it into a Heavenly Shard. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds
"A bullwhip? Really, Throgg? Really?" Lolegolas asked. The blood elf casually stroked the windrider asleep in his lap. "I mean, really? The fedora isn't bad, but the whip ..." "No, little elf," the orc responded. "I have taken up a new profession. I am an archaeologist." "Well, in the least you can pronounce it," Lolegolas answered. "What inspired you to take up such a thing? I hadn't really considered you a history buff. Just ... kind of buff." Throgg shook his head vigorously and pulled his massive sword from his scabbard. "Behold: Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds." Lolegolas cocked his head to the side, narrowing his eyes at the weapon. "I could have sworn I've seen that in ..." "Let it go, Lolegolas. Just let it go." Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds Two-Handed Sword Damage 1,894 - 2,843 (623.3 damage per second) Speed 3.80 Strength 341 Stamina 512 Item level 359 Requires Level 85 Equip Increases your hit rating by 216 (4.87% @ L85). Equip Increases your critical strike rating by 238 (3.6% @ L85). %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Glovaal's Choppink Svord
"It is not a sword," Throgg insisted. "Not a sword. It's is a svord. Like, the svame vay you are svelte." "Throgg, please," Lolegolas insisted. "That makes no sense. It's a sword. That draenei has an accent, that's all." "No!" the orc countered. "It is for the choppink of things. You use the svord for choppink and attackink." Lolegolas sighed and flopped back down on his cushion. "Fine. Glovaal's Choppink Svord is not a sword. It is an entirely different critter. A whole new kind of weapon." "Thank you svery much," Throgg replied. "Just," Lolegolas asked, "could you please stop mimicking the accent?" "Svy?" Throgg replied. Glovaal's Choppink Svord Type Two-Handed Sword Damage 738 - 1108 (279.6 damage per second) Speed 3.30 Strength 152 Stamina 228 Item level 272 Increases your critical strike rating by 116 (2.53% @ L80) Increases your haste rating by 77 (2.35% @ L80) How to get it The svord is a reward for doing Humphrey Digsong One Last Favor. How to get rid of it The choppink svord sells for 20 gold, 51 svilver, and 25 copper. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Breastplate of the Poetic Orc
Throgg coughed delicately before he spoke. "I do not think that I shall ever see, anything quite as lovely as a tree." Lolegolas stopped and cocked his head as he looked to his orc friend. "Say what, now?" "To be or not to be," Throgg replied, poking a meaty appendage at the blood elf. "To rhyme or not is the task for me!" "OK," Lolegolas grumped. "I see we've finally taken one too many dragon cleaves to the old noggin." "Nay, nay, I doth say," Throgg countered, "you must gaze upon my fork -- for I wear the Breastplate of the Poetic Orc!" "Damn you, Frostilicus," Lolegolas cursed. "I don't know what rhymes with that," the orc mournfully answered. Breastplate of the Poetic Orc Type Plate chest Armor 510 Strength 11 Stamina 15 Item level 54 Equip Increases your critical strike rating by 10 (0.83% @ L53) How to get it Complete the quest Damn you, Frostilicus in Winterspring. How to get rid of it It vendors for 1 gold, 98 silver, and 44 copper. It usually disenchants into a few Dream Dust. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Drake Talon Cleaver
"I can't believe I lost," Lolegolas said. He dropped onto the sofa with a palpable growl. "I thought for sure I had it locked up. I mean, do you see this hair? This bone structure? I've been doing DPS90X for a year now!" Throgg could only dully nod. "I thought for sure Exarch Rossi would judge you the finest model in Azeroth." "I know, right?" Lolegolas pulled back a sleeve to show his magnificent, flexing bicep. "I mean, what does a stupid old axe have over me?" "Well," Throgg carefully ventured. "Its proc is pretty sweet." "I'm sweet!" Lolegolas exclaimed balefully. "Sweet like ice wine! Sweet like the first kiss of autumn, that's me!" "I know. And, well, the Drake Talon Cleaver is kind of a limited time thing," Throgg said. "With the world ending and all, maybe the Exarch wanted to acknowledge something old." Lolegolas tried not to pout. "I guess." "Yes," Throgg agreed. "According to Exarch Rossi, the Drake Talon Cleaver is the best model in Azeroth." Drake Talon Cleaver Type Two-Handed Axe Damage 199 - 300 (73.4 damage per second) Speed 3.40 22 Strength 17 Stamina Chance on hit Delivers a fatal wound for 240 damage How to get it It drops from three bosses in the Blackwing Lair. Go get them! How to get rid of it It sells for 10 gold, 52 silver, and 6 copper. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Lil' Ragnaros
"You know what really burns my butt, Throgg?" Lolegolas said, massaging his backside as if he were in pain. Throgg tilted his head to the side. His mouth hung open and his tongue dangled loosely. He looked like nothing so much as a happy labrador retriever. "What, little elf?" "Waist-high fire gods," Lolegolas answered as he danced to the side. A small fire elemental stood where the blood elf had been, shaking a miniature hammer in the air. It would have been threatening if the tiny deity were larger than a trash can. "What is this thing?" "It's Lil' Ragnaros!" Throgg exclaimed. "He's cute." Lolegolas got down on one knee and poked toward the flaming creature with an arrow shaft. "It is kind of adorable." Lolegolas giggled. "Who's a cute little fire demon? Who's a cute little fire demon?" "Lolegolas, don't taunt the fire demon." "Why, can it hurt me?" the blood elf asked. "No. That's just tacky," Throgg answered. Lil' Ragnaros What it is: A non-combat pet for sale through the Blizzard pet store. How do you get it: Lil' Ragnaros will be on sale in the Blizzard pet store. How do you get rid of it: Bucket of water? Honestly, as a learned non-combat pet, Lil' Ragnaros isn't really something you delete. %Gallery-96786% Edit: The original post indicated this pet's proceeds would go to charity. This does not seem to be the case. Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Alimony
"I never figured you for the type to pay Alimony," Lolegolas sighed. He propped his jaw up on his fist as he wistfully watched his orc friend. "I'm kind of hurt you never told me." "Not like that," Throgg countered. The orc waved a meaty hand in denial. "It's from pirate named Tony Two-Tusk. He's a troll." "I was going to go out on a limb and guess that," the fair-haired blood elf replied. "So you're paying alimony to a troll?" "No!" Throgg exclaimed. He lifted the sword proudly. Lolegolas had to admit it looked like a painful weapon. "Alimony for Tony's wife. Very complicated, involves ghosts and such. Make Throgg glad he's a bachelor for life." "That explains the pizza boxes and Twilight obsession, I suppose," Lolegolas grinned. "And you've enjoyed the weapon so far?" "It pretty good for keeping aggro," Throgg admitted. Alimony One-Handed Sword Damage: 43 - 82 Speed: 2.60 DPS: 24.1 damage per second 4 Strength 5 Stamina Flavor text: "Ouch. Good for generating aggro." How do you get it: It's the reward from The Mad Magus, a quest in Cataclysm. How do you get rid of it: If only it were easy. But, no, seriously, Alimony sells for 1 gold and 34 silver. It can be disenchanted, but we're unsure into what yet. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Keys to the Hot Rod
"Whoah, Throgg," Lolegolas gasped, clasping his hands together. He tried not to blush when he realized he was bouncing idly like a night elf woman. "That is one heck of a ride!" Throgg climbed out of the car, twirling the Hot Keys to the Hot Rod in his hand. "It's OK, I guess," Throgg replied nonchalantly. "I mean, it goes fast and makes a pleasing 'vroom' sound. And, better, has good radio stations." "Throgg, I have to say," the blood elf sighed. "I'm just awfully impressed. It's a very dashing vehicle, especially for someone of your limited means." "Oh, I can be plenty mean," the orc replied. "But the car only works in that place that is blowed up now. Can't drive it now, really." The blood elf sighed, sitting down next to the vehicle. "That's a shame. I really love this hot rod." "We can hope it will reappear one day," Throgg replied clamping his friend's shoulder. "That's what patches are for." Keys to the Hot Rod Zone Restriction: Kezan Quest Item Use: Get in your hot rod! (5-sec. cooldown) How to get it: Despite Throgg's using his elite skills to pick up his own key to a hot rod, you must be a goblin in the starting area to get your own. How to get rid of it: Blow up your island, preferably with the help of an angry dragon. Don't worry -- this will disappear on its own. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Tattooed Eyeball
"Throgg, what are you doing?" Lolegolas asked as he approached his old friend. The orc was leaning into a mirror above the Filthy Animal, staring into his own eyes. "I am also a fervent supporter of self-love. I mean, look at me! But you're getting a little more into it than I would ... Oh my God, what is wrong with your eye?!" Throgg turned to look at the blood elf and smiled. He opened his eyes wide so that he could show off the deep blue ink in his eyeballs. They were both in the shape of a warlock succubus. "You like?" "No!" The blood elf slapped his own palm over his face. "It hurts just to look at it!" "A friend of mine told me about it," Throgg explained. He turned back to the mirror to check out the bikini-clad beauties adorning his ocular cavities. "Tattooed Eyeball new from glyph-makers. It makes you very resilient and very smart to have them. And even better." Throgg tapped one eye. "Her navel is eye-jazzled and can take gem!" Throgg turned around and blinked. The blood elf had passed out on the ground. Tattooed Eyeball Type: Relic 283 Stamina 189 Intellect Prismatic Socket Improves hit rating by 96 Improves critical strike rating by 143 (2.16% @ L85). How to get it: The Tattooed Eyeball is a relic, so it's of limited use to the general populace. But if you have an eye for good gear and can use it, you can get it through inscription in Cataclysm. How to get rid of it: With a spoon, you twit -- it'll hurt more! Actually, you can sell it for 10 gold, 10 silver, and 39 copper. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Flashing Chimera's Eye
"I have a problem," Throgg grumped, resting his face between two balled fists. His massive eyebrows were clearly drooped in absolute sorrow, and the proud orc's entire frame displayed his immense depression. Lolegolas immediately flopped onto the stairs next to his good friend. "My goodness, Throgg," the blood elf said. "Whatever is the matter?" "I'm not attracted to chimeras," Throgg sobbed. The elf's hand jerked back before Lolegolas could control himself. "I'm ... not sure I understand." "I'm a tank," Throgg said. "Yes," Lolegolas said. "I could tell by your predilection for getting hit by big, ugly monsters." "I'd like a gem with lots of parry, but the best option is ... well, it's the Flashing Chimera's Eye." "Mmm-hmmm," Lolegolas encouraged, tossing a long, golden cascade of hair over his shoulder. "Well, I don't want to get flashed by a chimera. They are not very good-looking, and that just doesn't seem proper to me. And if I'm getting flashed, I will certainly not want to touch the thing's eye." "Oh my go ... seriously? I mean, come on, Throgg, seriously? You're a jewelcrafter, man." "It's a Flashing Chimera's Eye. Very specific." Flashing Chimera's Eye Unique-Equipped: Jeweler's Gems (3) 66 Parry Rating Matches a Red socket How to get it: Level jewelcrafting to maximum. Then obtain a Chimera's Eye and the recipe for the Flashing Chimera's Eye. Then, make this item. (Edit: Fixed the amount of JC required.) How to get rid of it: You can sell it for 1 gold, 12 silver and 50 copper ... before you put it in your gear. Once you put it in your gear, you can only overwrite it with another gem. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Strategy Guide
"You know, Throgg," Lolegolas said. "I have to admit that you've vastly improved. I understand it's very difficult for plate-wearing people to avoid fire, given the magnetic qualities possessed by Azerothian flame. But in the last few weeks, you've done a remarkable job not jumping into local bonfires." "It is this," Throgg said, holding up a book labelled WoW Insider. "This is a Strategy Guide. It tells you important stuff like, 'Do not stand in fire,' and, 'There is cool video called BLIND.' It's also got some of the best hair care tips in Azeroth." "I'm not sure that really qualifies as loot, Throgg," Lolegolas said as he drew a nail buffer across his fingernails. "And certainly not any kind of awesome loot." "Little elf," Throgg said, "you're the one who brought it up. I'm more surprised you're not all, 'Oh my god, you can read?' Where did you learn commenting skills?" "I learned it by watching you!" Lolegolas cried plaintively. Strategy Guide Type: Off-hand 3 Intellect Improves hit rating by 3 (0.92% @ level 25) How to get it: Win a Rumble in the Lumber ... Mill How to get rid of it: The strategy sells for 12 silver and 26 copper. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Tectonic Plate
"So, what you're saying is that it's a German chestpiece?" Throgg asked. Lolegolas shook his head. "No, that's Teutonic. Like Eric. No, this is a Tectonic Plate. You see, it's a clever pun." "Because you can eat off it?" "No, man," Lolegolas responded, pushing his aviator glasses further down his nose. "It's Tectonic Plate. Because, like, this giant earth dragon's got get its 'rawr smash' on. And when that happens, it's gonna drop earth stuff. And, like, so it's not just a plate. It's a Tectonic Plate, like an earthquake." Throgg rested his chin in his hands. "They make these things so complicated. OK, then. How do I get it?" "It's during a big elemental invasion. You might have heard." Tectonic Plate Type: Plate Chest Armor 2,534 Strength 120 Stamina 215 Socket bonus +8 strength 1 red socket, 1 blue socket Improves critical strike rating by 96 Equip Improves haste rating by 72 How do you get it? Drops from one of the Twilight Bosses during the upcoming prologue to Cataclysm. How do you get rid of it? Sells for nearly 17 gold. We're not sure yet what it disenchants into. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Failed Liferocket Prototype
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Throgg-on-blood-elf action to present to you ... the Failed Liferocket Prototype. While our goblin scientists were unable to make "getting hit in the face with a rocket" a method of successful healing, their failure is your hunter's success! (Or, alternatively, your warrior's success, but it's pretty clear this is a hunter weapon.) The very best goblin engineers filled the Liferocket Prototype with 34.8 damage per second of life-saving goodness. And while this Liferocket won't pull you to safety away from that glistening shark monster, you can probably stand amazed as you watch it fire rocket after rocket of awesome explosive rounds. That's right! The Failed Liferocket Prototype doesn't fire bullets! It doesn't fire arrows! It doesn't even fire dogs! Your very own Failed Liferocket Prototype will fire rocket after rocket while you Auto Shot your way to DPS greatness. What hunter could ask for more? Failed Liferocket Prototype Type: Ranged Gun Damage: 68 - 127 damage (34.8 damage per second) Speed 2.80 +4 Strength +3 Stamina How to get it: You deliver some fully functional liferockets in Tanaris. In return, they give you this busted one. How to get rid of it: Sell it for 1 gold, 16 silver, 82 copper. Disenchant it, but we're not sure what it will turn into yet. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Very Light Sabre
"Throgg, you better sit down," Lolegolas said quietly. The blood elf was draped in voluminous velour robes tied with a thick silk belt. "I have something for you." The orc looked up at his well-coiffed friend and took a seat on a bench. "What is that?" "Your father's sabre," the blood elf solemnly. "Your father wanted you to have it, but your mother wouldn't allow it. Something about poking your eye out and following old Lolegolas off to The Burning Crusade." The orc took the sword in his hand. It was light. It was very light. It was definitely a Very Light Sabre. "It's a very light sabre," Lolegolas confirmed. "It is much like the weapon of an argent knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a fireball; an elegant weapon for a more civilized expansion. For over a thousand runs, the argent knights have been seeking the baron's mount." "I'm still killing the murloc," Throgg said. Name Very Light Sabre Attributes 7 - 11 Damage, Speed: 3.30 2.7 damage per second 1 Strength How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. It helps to be a gnomish warrior. How to get rid of it It sells for 22 copper and a kiss from your sister. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Captain Taylor's Chopper
"Captain Taylor, he gained the day," the tall orc intoned. The behemoth's voice caught in his throat as he groaned out the last word. "Walk him along," Lolegolas said with a sorrowful voice. "Throgg, carry him along. Captain Taylor gained us this day." The orc hefted the captain's favorite weapon. Captain Taylor's Chopper was a simple board from the deck of his ship with a deck nail driven through it. "We'll carry him to his burying ground where it's stormy. And I will lower him to his rest with my own two hands." The pair reached the shallow grave and bent at the waist to lower the coffin with due solemnity. "Captain Taylor, he's gone where the stormy winds won't blow. Lower him down, Throgg." As the two finished the burial, Throgg hefted the axe in a fist like a ham. "On every inch, I will carve his name. And we will reckon him, reckon it along." The blonde elf threw an arm around his big friend as the two slowly walked away. Captain Taylor's Chopper Type: One-Hand Axe Vitals: 391 - 727 Damage,Speed 2.60; (215.1 damage per second) Attributes: 65 agility 98 stamina Improves critical strike rating by 43 Increases your expertise rating by 43 Getting rid of it: 15 gold, 61 silver, and 99 copper to sell it, but it can be disenchanted. %Gallery-96786% Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.
Phat Loot Phriday: Wolf Fur Coat
"I just don't get it," Throgg said. "I mean, it's kind of sick. It's just not very charitable, you know? And, it's completely savage, man. Totally Lord of the Flies." "I know," Lolegolas replied. "I know, man. I just don't know what to say. What makes you do something like that? What makes a chap think that's OK?" "I mean, I killed the werewolf -- I get that," Throgg said. "Hit him with a giant milkbone. He had no chance against the Lassie defense. And when I looted his still-fresh body for coin, beer and hair products, I thought nothing could go wrong. But this? This is just sick." Throgg ran his fingers over the thick Wolf Fur Coat he'd plucked from the dead worgen. "I mean, I know we get a bad rap for Garrosh and the blood elves. Er, no offense." "No, none taken," Lolegolas said, holding up a hand. "Probably a bit far with the babies-on-pikes thing." "Yeah, maybe." Throgg blew his nose into the wolf pelt. "But they wear their own kind as clothing. I mean, that's hardcore, man. That's like some kind of mental problem or something. Even Garrosh is like, 'Ew, dog.'" "And for a measly 6 armor," Lolegolas added. "Those worgen are just some sick puppies." %Gallery-96786%
Phat Loot Phriday: Loot-A-Rang
Lolegolas sighed and gulped the last dregs of his wine cooler with great haste. At his well-manicured feet, three humans lay unconscious. While the skilled and graceful blood elf had managed to avoid slaughtering the three, the Alliance members clearly showed the signs of a solid beating. As Lolegolas collected his things to leave, a strange object slammed into the humans. It looked like it could be a wooden cutout of the letter "V," but a dozen whirling gears were firing at random and spinning like crazy. Small arms and gadgets rifled through the humans' pockets before, finally, the object took off back to the air. It landed with a thud in a thick, black leather glove. "Oh, god," Lolegolas sighed. "Of course it's you." "Halt, evil-doer! Miscreant!" the newcomer exclaimed. "Thug! Rogue!" "Of course. All of Dalaran, and this is exactly where you are," Lolegolas said. "Throgg, what are you doing?" "I am not Throgg!" the large orc bellowed. He was wearing head-to-toe black leather and a vast sweeping cape. "I am Bat-Throgg!" "And what was that thing?" Lolegolas said. He gestured for the passing brewmaiden to bring him another wine cooler. "It took all the loot from the humans."
Phat Loot Phriday: Lord Walden's Top Hat
(SPOILER NOTE FROM THROGG -- THIS ARTICLE MIGHT HAVE HABERDASHERY BASED SPOILERS ABOUT CATACLYSM.) "Oh," Lolegolas said, tossing a cascade of blonde ribbons over his shoulder like a wheat fountain. "Throgg, I must say. I must take it all back. That haberdasher you've seen has performed a miracle for you." Throgg blinked. "Not Christmas, little belfling. I do not have her Dasher." Lolegolas held perfectly still, blinking at the orc with confused eyes. "Have her Dash ... oh! Oh, no! I meant haberdasher. The hatter you must have visited. For the hat you are wearing is quite marvelous!" "You really like it? It is Lord Walden's Top Hat. It does nothing for me," Throgg said in slow, careful words. He nudged the front of the hat up slightly, letting his unibrow shine in the sunlight. "I must disagree, fair Throgg," Lolegolas said, waving away the comment with his perfectly manicured fingers. "It does wonders for the shape of your skull. It's gone from being quite block-shaped to something more like a rectangle. Your entire face is far more geometrically sound now." "No," Throgg said. "I mean, it has no stats on it. It does nothing. But it sure looks nice." "Well, then, Throgg," Lolegolas said. "Why are you wearing it?" The orc smiled as he slid a monocle onto his nose. "Take up banking." Name Lord Walden's Top Hat Damage Immense to the hearts and romances of those around you How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. You must handle the Betrayal at Tempest's Reach. How to get rid of it You sell it to some soulless vendor for 1 copper. %Gallery-96786%
Phat Loot Phriday: Poisonfire Greatsword
"Wow," Lolegolas said. "Another sword, huh?" Throgg looked up from where he'd been busily grooming his monobrow with his tongue. "What you mean, little belfling?" "You have a different sword again," Lolegolas said. He tossed his flowing locks over his shoulder, revealing the glittering perfection of his chest. "You just had Kliklak's and now ... this." "Ah, yes," Throgg grunted. "It is sword with Mastery on it, as stat. Since it no longer part of talents, I thought it must be very important to have on sword. The Poisonfire Greatsword has much Mastery! Make Throgg strong!" "Hm, of course," Lolegolas said. "I will say that this sword seems rather magnificent. It appeals to my more savage aesthetic. It's all rough and course and manly." "Right," Throgg said. "I got it for infiltrating a camp in the beta. Throgg is very clever, and was given the Poisonfire Greatsword as a reward." "Do you remember anything about the lore of the quest?" Lolegolas asked. The roleplayer in him was coming out, and the blood elf was getting very excited. Throgg's unibrow furrowed in confusion. "Lore? What? " "You know," the blonde replied. "The lore. The story." "Story is," Throgg answered with finality, "I got this awesome sword." Name Poisonfire Greatsword Type Two-hand sword Damage 738 - 1108; Speed 3.30; ; DPS 279.6 Attributes 152 Strength 228 Stamina Increase your Mastery rating by 152 How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. You must handle the Flames from Above. How to get rid of it It sells for 7 gold, 80 silver. Not sure on the disenchants yet. %Gallery-96786%
Phat Loot Phriday: Best. Bracers. Ever.
"Little elf," Throgg asked. "What do you think of these?" Throgg held his massive forearms aloft, showing them off to his diminuitive companion. "Wow," Lolegolas said. His face lit up in an eager smile. "Those are awesome. What are they?" "They are," Throgg said with a steady cadence, "The Best. Bracers. Ever." "I can believe it!" Lolegolas replied. He shuffled his shoulder so that a flowing cascade of hair rippled over his shoulder like homespun gold. "What are they called?" "The Best. Bracers. Ever." "But ... the name, Throgg." Lolegolas's face grew a little dark as he frowned. "I need the name. Otherwise, I'll never be able to look them up on a reputable website like WoW.com, and find out how to get them for my-elf." "They are the Best. Bracers. Ever. Me not know how to tell you no more than that! Best. Bracers. Ever. come from Cataclysm!" "You make my head hurt, you know that, right?" Lolegolas asked. "That would make that the Best. Headache. Ever!" Name Best. Bracers. Ever. Type Bracers Armor 20 Attributes 1 Stamina How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. You must involve yourself with the Biggest Egg Ever. How to get rid of it It sells for 34 copper. Not sure on the disenchants yet. %Gallery-96786%
