Shoot down

02.21.08
Video proof of the renegade satellite's destruction
02.21.08

Video proof of the renegade satellite's destruction

Sure, it's one thing to hear about that satellite getting blown to bits, but there's nothing like c...

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02.20.08
Alien or zombie threat averted: the spy satellite has been destroyed... probably
02.20.08

Alien or zombie threat averted: the spy satellite has been destroyed... probably

Just like the Navy told us, they shot that nasty satellite out of the sky with the kind of laser-li...

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02.16.08
Cost of shooting down a spy satellite: $60m. Look on Alien's face when the missile hits: priceless.
02.16.08

Cost of shooting down a spy satellite: $60m. Look on Alien's face when the missile hits: priceless.

Sure, it seemed like the Pentagon had things wrapped up when they told us that they'd be aiming the...

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02.14.08
Pentagon to shoot down renegade spy satellite
02.14.08

Pentagon to shoot down renegade spy satellite

Good news, everyone! Remember that Alien-infested, out of control satellite we told you about a few...

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