Today's most traumatic video: Trauma Center: New Blood teaser

Other suggested headlines for this article include:

• "Today's bloodiest video"

• "Today's most hemophilic video"
  

• "This video may (or may not) save your life in the indeterminate future"

• "Today's cutest life and death scenario EVAR video"

• "Hey look, puppies! (Made you look, now watch this trailer.)"

• "It's really just two Trauma Center DS games duct-taped together."

• "It's really just an episode of Grey's Anatomy and Cooking Mama duct-taped together."

• "Hey look, PS3 overtook Wii in sales! (Made you look, now enjoy puppies.)"