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Friday was April Fool's day, and while we at Massively didn't want to stop bringing you all the latest real news, we wanted to get in on the fun as well. In the end, we compromised by making a few little additions to our schedule in the first half of the day. While we had regular news at the top...

April 3rd 2011 at 10:00am 0 Comments
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The favorite day of the year for anyone named April has [verb ending in ed] the internet, making some web surfers [emotion] and others [emotion]. In [adjective] Massively fashion, we felt it best to gather all this news [adverb]. After all, what would an event be without a [adjective] Massively r...

April 1st 2011 at 3:30pm 0 Comments
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In an unprecedented announcement, [developing company] stated in a press release today that [unreleased game] will launch on [date], much to the [emotion] of its fans. "We have always [past tense verb] our supporters, so we did exactly as they have been asking," [title] [proper name] stated to us...

April 1st 2011 at 1:30pm 0 Comments
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Players of [hardcore MMO] reeled today over the the latest scandal to hit the game. According to our sources, a character by the name of [player #1] of [guild name] flew his [spaceship name] above a neglected outpost on [game location], dumping over [huge number] [game currency] on the players...

April 1st 2011 at 12:30pm 0 Comments
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Well, he did it: [dev position] [developer name] stuck a foot in [his/her] mouth today by saying that [Game X]'s [feature] was far superior to World of Warcraft's, and Blizzard can just kiss [his/her] grits. Speaking from an undisclosed location deep in [geographical location], [developer name]...

April 1st 2011 at 11:30am 0 Comments
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Whether you play World of Warcraft or [game that is not World of Warcraft], you just can't help running into the player who dies on every boss fight, even [wimpy boss]. Luckily, Razer has [adverb] thought to [verb] a new accessory, expected to release later this [time period]. Called the Razer [p...

April 1st 2011 at 10:30am 0 Comments
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Earlier today, [developer] announced [type of fish] Online, a brand-new [themepark/sandbox] game set in a vibrant [genre] world, complete with player [verb ending in -ing] and all the [type of furniture] you could eat. The post also [adverb] hinted that the game would involve [character], a fan f...

April 1st 2011 at 9:30am 0 Comments
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You know how it goes. You log in to [MMO] expecting to [verb] a [noun] or two, when out of nowhere an enormous [noun] shows up. Next thing you know you've been playing for [number] hours, you can't feel your feet, and you're pretty sure that you smell worse than [game developer] after [verb endin...

April 1st 2011 at 8:00am 0 Comments