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When we last left our heroes, the plot was finally moving forward again, thanks to your narrator's sudden obsession with pet battles. I mean, seriously, have you tried them out yet? OMG, awesome. Lolegolas and Throgg rode from the gym in a cloud of dust and machismo. Like a pair of gods carved f...

August 31st 2012 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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Throgg leaned back against the pet gymnasium wall, chewing on a piece of straw while he watched Lolegolas. For his part, the blood elf did not look amused. "What will you be fighting with today?" the old man asked Lolegolas. The gym trainer had long, flowing white hair and a slightly stoned look...

August 24th 2012 at 8:00pm 0 Comments
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Throgg growled at the human. "Where is the girl, human? Where is she?" "Ha!" the soldier cackled, throwing his cape back over his shoulder. "I am Soot Dartsum of the Imperial Navy! I will not be cowed by the likes of an ogre." "Orc," Lolegolas quietly pointed out. "Throgg's an orc. You can tell...

August 17th 2012 at 5:00pm 0 Comments
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"You're joking," Lolegolas insisted. "There's no such thing as a flammard." Throgg waved the Amber Flammard of Klaxxi'vess around in the air, making vague buzzing sounds as he did so. "Is, too! It's a noble weapon! The weapon of an orc!" "Flammard? Really? A flammard's a thing?" "It's a flame-...

August 3rd 2012 at 8:00pm 0 Comments
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Lolegolas jumped at the squawking that suddenly erupted behind him. It sounded like someone strangling a moonkin. "What the heck?" the blood elf asked. "This is my new phoenix," Throgg said, straddling an immense bird. "It's a Crimson Pandaren Phoenix." "That doesn't look like a pandaren," Lole...

July 13th 2012 at 1:00pm 0 Comments
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Wandering through the isles of Pandaria, Throgg and Lolegolas are making a slow but inevitable trip toward Miranda. But for now, we'll enjoy some shock, awww, and general fun with their journey. The druid jogged down the hill to catch up with the dyanamic duo. He stopped short when he saw the di...

July 6th 2012 at 5:00pm 0 Comments
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When last we left our heroes, Throgg and Lolegolas had just arrived in the pandaren training grounds. Throgg finally answered the question about his unique patois habits, which leads to the inevitable lunch episode. "I'm hungry," Throgg complained. "I brought fish, though. You want fish?" "I co...

June 22nd 2012 at 2:00pm 0 Comments
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The latest build for the Mists of Pandaria beta has brought new spells, huge nerfs, and Flippable Tables. Yes, that's right, a Flippable Table. Michael Gray speculated about the table last week in Phat Loot Phriday, but at the time, the item hadn't yet been implemented on test servers. Well folk...

June 21st 2012 at 12:00pm 0 Comments
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When last we left our heroes, Throgg and Lolegolas had just crossed the barrier between worlds to join the beta. We now resume with their quest to hunt down Miranda. Not Spot has not been seen for some time. "This doesn't look right," Lolegolas said. He stood atop a hill, looking down at small g...

June 15th 2012 at 7:00pm 0 Comments
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When last we left our heroes, they began a journey to rescue Miranda. Packing their trusty Impa-- I mean, motorbike, they took off to break through the barrier between world. There are lots of spoilers here. The crab wasn't playing fair. As the gatekeeper between worlds, the crab guarded the bea...

June 1st 2012 at 9:00am 0 Comments
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When last we left our heroes, they'd hopped in a motorcycle to ride into the sunset -- and take a boat to Pandaria. However, they lack a map and live in a microcosm that represents the overall Blizzard community, so they cannot simply walk into Pandaria. Also, click click click click click click...

May 18th 2012 at 1:00pm 0 Comments
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As we now transition to a new chapter of the story, the narrator will take a moment and indulge in literary thievery -- I mean, literary homage. Well, not really literary, since I'm stealing from a different medium, but I've always liked the idea -- and shut up and read it already, OK? In patch...

May 4th 2012 at 3:00pm 0 Comments