The druid known as Not Spot muttered to himself while scrawling a sigil on the ground. The artwork took longer than usual since he was using the handle of an immense hammer. As soon as the picture was finished, a flash of light erupted in the small clearing and a woman in scintillating robes appe...
Lolegolas slapped a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing. Throgg failed to restrain the same urge but his mirth emerged as uncontrollable giggles.
"What?" roared the Lil' Bad Wolf. "You dare mock me? Tremble before my mighty claws!"
"You're just so cute!" Lolegolas responded.
"Run away, l...
March 29th 2013 at 3:00pm
The worgen ran on all fours. Thick padded feet pounded earth and stone and grass. He occasionally swapped out the canine gift of his nation for the more magnificent speed of a stag. But mostly, the worgen just ran.
The Band of Finding glittered on his paw. Hand. Hoof. It's a druid, it changes, o...
March 22nd 2013 at 8:00pm
Throgg sat on the ground, waiting patiently. A whistle dangled loosely from his fingers while the orc looked around the clearing. He sighed.
"What are you doing?" Lolegolas asked. He looked briefly to the sky. "Have you noticed I say that a lot?"
"I have," the orc answered. "I'm waiting for Wik...
March 15th 2013 at 8:00pm
Lolegolas couldn't tell if his orc friend was dancing... or being electrocuted. Whichever activity it was, Throgg was waving a huge, gray stone around in the air.
"What are you doing?" Lolegolas asked.
"Uh. Rocking?" Throgg answered. "Wasn't it obvious?"
The blood elf pursed his lips. "That's...
The druid made his way down the long, dusty road. Clothed in his human form, he nonetheless sniffed the air as he plucked his way along, leaning occasionally on his Staff of the Hidden Master.
"So, how'd ye get the staff, lad?" his dwarf companion asked. "I thought that was reserved for monks."...
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February 22nd 2013 at 5:00pm
The man not named Spot stared at his bone. It was a good bone, from days gone by. He held it in his hands and heaved a huge sigh. Except for the thick glass of stout by his side, the man may have been holding back tears.
"Hey, there, buddy," the bartender said. "Why the long face?"
"This was gi...
January 25th 2013 at 5:00pm
"Throgg, we're supposed to be finding your dog."
"Your dog," Lolegolas countered. "What are you doing in there? We're in a hurry."
"It's an outhouse," Throgg replied from behind the wooden door. "It's the Throne of Thunder. What do you think I'm doing?"
"Forging Deep Thunder," Lole...
January 18th 2013 at 4:00pm
"Mr. Throgg!" the gnome cried out to the towering orc. "Will you play ball with us?"
Throgg stood up slowly from the log bench. He felt exhausted. Not very tired. Not fatigued. He felt exhausted. Concentration and focus alone could move his muscles. But for a gnome like Sharni, who'd made him sm...
December 28th 2012 at 12:00pm
From the journal of Lolegolas:
It's day 109. I feel the hours creeping longer as the rumbling pit in my stomach grows. We haven't eaten since we left Pandaria and even the sinew from my bow begins to smell tasty. If we don't eat soon, I will be forced to take a drastic measure.
November 16th 2012 at 1:00pm
The final installment of Alliance vs Horde - Mists of Pandaria is a surprisingly philosophy-laden episode. Filled with love, zen, and peaceful statements, it ends in exactly the way you imagine it will.
This has been a fun series, and the final breakdown and punchline is totally worth the antici...
October 3rd 2012 at 6:00pm