"To get your skills up in Ultima Online, you had to use them over and over," Brad explains. "As they got higher, you had to do more difficult things with some skills. This was me trying to up my hiding skill. Lets just say, trying to hide in front of this many Ophidians, was not easy... but I was gaining skill! They could not get to me up here."
Who here feels bad for the Ophidians? Raise your hands please. I thought as much.
"The intrepid Elezen Bard named Edouard with a pathological aversion to pants and a merry band of misfits is tackling the daunting challenges of the Sunken Temple of Qarn. We're close to the inner sanctum where the Scales of Judgment await and beyond which lies the massive, intimidating, living statue known as the Adjudicator... but first, we have to get through this hallway that is filled with ghosts and alligators for some reason."
And... ghost alligators? MY GREATEST FEAR.
"In Exhibit A, you can see my Harbinger Bethayne Everblight keeping watch over the fields of Stillmoor, making sure that it doesn't get taken over by Regulos' lackeys... again," said eLdritch.
I swear that I saw "Zelata" and what appeared to be a treasure chest and thought that this was some sort of Legend of Zelda easter egg. But it's just an organic garden. I will try to contain my disappointment and hunger.
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