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Tuesday 26 November 800 lbs. lighter after getting rid of Carl Icahn and his three boys (including that iCahn mini) from the board. It's gonna be trans-fat and pasta tonight, I'm tellin' you. Food consumed today: What. Ever. I. Want. Boom! Morning in the 36-degree city that never sleeps. But I s...

November 26th 2013 at 9:15am 0 Comments
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Tuesday 7 May ? ? ? lbs. I never weigh myself on a day of celebration. Food consumed today: King Crab Legs in a bucket, like a boss! Late afternoon. New York. Manhattan. Red Lobster in Times Square. Dearest Diary, It's been ever so long, but I must put emotion to paper. I'm writing this from...

May 8th 2013 at 7:00am 0 Comments
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Friday 6 April175 lbs (That's 170 of muscle and five pounds of delicious Legal Seafood New England Clam Chowder.) Food consumed today: Chowdah! Chowdah! Chowdah!Early morning. Boston. I watched the sun rise this morning, contemplating regret and its place in business ... and the universe.Oh, Diary,...

April 6th 2012 at 11:15am 0 Comments
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Wednesday 30 November 185 lbs of Ba-Zynga bashing awesomeness. Food consumed today: Nothing. I'm being fueled by music. Specifically, one song: "Eye of the Tiger." It's on repeat and nothing is gonna get in my way. Afternoon. It's brisk in NYC and I'm bringing the heat to Zynga. If that bubbl...

November 30th 2011 at 3:30pm 0 Comments
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Tuesday 21 June I've had all scales removed from Take-Two HQ since becoming CEO. I have too much work to do and I can't be checking my buffness at every water fountain and copy machine (all of which had scale attachments). I do still check it after workouts and after a good cry, when I consume a...

June 21st 2011 at 11:00am 0 Comments
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Friday 29 October New British trainer at the gym tells me I'm 13 stone. That's better than 70-something kilos, but apparently I've put on weight. It's all my soon-to-be ex-CEO Ben Feder's fault. Food consumed today: Nothing, yet. But I'm sure the Federator is going to drag me out to McDonalds fo...

October 29th 2010 at 10:30am 0 Comments
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Wednesday 18 August Weight: Ugh. I don't even want to know what I weigh after inhaling that slice. Food consumed today: Do I really have to spell it out again? P. I. Z. Z. A. And I know for sure the guys running that joint aren't in the mafia or whatever. I don't even think they're Italian. Eve...

August 18th 2010 at 8:00pm 0 Comments
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Monday 22 March 70-something kilos. My kilo talk has gotten others thinking I'm moving the company to Canada, but I <3 my NYC. Food consumed today: No low-fat blueberry muffins today on the cart. I only like the tops anyway. Heard some pleb in the office talking about Blueberry Muffin Tops as...

March 22nd 2010 at 10:00pm 0 Comments
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Tuesday 4 August 170-something lbs. of face-palming rage.Food consumed today:A lot of really audible snacks and stuff that makes me sound bone-crunchy and vicious, like a Central Park West poodle.Just past midnight. New York: my penthouse. Do people never learn? Found out today that SouthPeak Inter...

August 4th 2009 at 1:29pm 0 Comments
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Wednesday 22 July 170-something lbs. I'm really sad, been putting on some weight and missing workouts.Food consumed today:Went total heifer and ate a tub of Cherry Garcia AND Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch. Too upset for anything else.Late morning. New York: my Take-Two office. Boo! Boo, I say. Meanie Mc...

July 22nd 2009 at 6:30pm 0 Comments