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Karous blasts onto the Wii
Old school gamers rejoice; vertical shoot-em-up Karous is headed for the Wii. Karous was released a couple of months ago on the Dreamcast and currently stands as the last game released on the system.We've already talked about how many classic shooters are available on the Virtual Console, so it's nice to see a new release joining the party.The cel-shaded shooter is hardly a genre classic, but does add something a little different to the Wii's library. Who knows, if sales figures are good, a few other shmups might find their way over. Radiant Silvergun on Wii, anybody? Now we're dreaming ...There's no release date yet, nor any confirmation of a U.S. release. Keep your itchy trigger fingers crossed.
Naomi Campbell hits the mop and bucket
Never before have we so rejoiced in our justice system than on this day of just desserts for the notorious abuser of cellphones -- and, incidentally, maids -- Naomi Campbell. Naomi showed up for her community service job at a sanitation garage today in NYC, where for five days she'll be mopping and sweeping while no doubt considering the grave crimes she has committed against hapless gadgetry. We only hope such punishment, along with the couple days of anger management classes, will be enough to reform this hardened criminal.
Supermodel pleads guilty to battery charges
We know it can be awfully stressful being a world renowned, jet-setting, millionaire, supermodel, so we sympathize with Naomi Campbell and what she's going through. Yesterday, she pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges for hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone (OUCH) several months ago over a missing pair of jeans. It's possible that if convicted, she could serve up to seven years in jail for the assault. As part of her plea bargain, America's Next Abusive Model Naomi must pay for the maid's medical expenses, five days of community service and some anger management classes. Maybe the judge will make her be someone's assistant.[Thanks, Randall and Chris B.]
