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  • Caption Contest: My, what pretty computers you have on

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    Evan Blass
    Evan Blass
    11.17.2006

    Neither fashionable nor functional, this six-UMPC getup (there's also two on the back) proves once again that futurists have no idea what they're talking about...Evan: "Um, stop staring at my screens; my eyes are up here!"Cyrus: "Meet the post-modern iPod shuffle."Ryan: "Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Selling newspapers in the future...sucks!"Paul: "Failing to catch on with the general consumer, in the future the UMPC finally finds its niche shilling close-out mattress sales from public sidewalks."Chris: "Tragically, the model -- who hadn't been following Engadget's coverage of battery recalls -- burst into flames just moments later."Thomas: "22nd century Quaker -- you've come a long way baby."