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Winners: The best of Crapgadget at CES!
The votes are in for the best of Crapgadget at CES 2008, and it was something of a landslide. We're sorry, mini phone, but the e-paper display that's actually paper took the gold with a margin of nearly ten points over the runner up, Tole Pure. See you next year -- if you haven't already gouged out your eyeballs. Round 13: e-paper display actually paper Round 18 finale: Tole Pure really is a crapgadget Round 17: the non-existent digital photo frame Round 1: the Mini Phone Round 2: the MP5 player Round 7: 64MB Beer MP3 player Round 8: Firetruck with 1.5-inch digital photo frame Round 4: Fugliest display evar Round 12: iPod docking pink plastic purse Round 11: Janky-ass MP4 watch Round 14: Hello Kitty with human debris Round 15: Shredmaster Jr. Round 6: The Apple Pie Round 10: PC Desktop Duo Round 9: spy recorder for little girls Round 16: Music Player Sunglasses Round 3: Boxing Champ Round 5: Tweety! digital camera
You decide '08: The best of Crapgadget at CES
Primaries schmimaries. Your vote is so obviously well spent here: we're asking you to make your selection for best (and by best, we mean worst) Crapgadget of CES. Simply browse through the crap we've assembled below and add your pick to the tally. Hopefully next year you'll be able to call in your vote via Mini Phone while sitting on your Tole Pure.The nomineesRound 1: the Mini PhoneRound 2: the MP5 playerRound 3: Boxing ChampRound 4: Fugliest display evarRound 5: tweety! digital cameraRound 6: The Apple PieRound 7: 64MB Beer MP3 playerRound 8: Firetruck with 1.5-inch digital photo frameRound 9: spy recorder for little girlsRound 10: PC Desktop DuoRound 11: Janky-ass MP4 watchRound 12: iPod docking pink plastic purseRound 13: e-paper display actually paperRound 14: Hello Kitty with human debrisRound 15: Shredmaster Jr.Round 16: Music Player SunglassesRound 17: the non-existent digital photo frameRound 18 finale: Tole Pure really is a crapgadget %Poll-8209%
Crapgadget CES finale, round 18: Tole Pure really is a crapgadget
The Tole Pure is alright, but the live demo was pretty awkward.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 17: the non-existent digital photo frame
All we have to do now, is take these lies, and make them true somehow.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 16: Music Player Sunglasses
The "Most Newest" concept of MUSIC PLAYER... for when Oakley's Thumps are just too classy.Coming soonest.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 15: Shredmaster Jr.
Smells like cheap knockoff spirit.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 14: Hello Kitty with human debris
Hello Kitty meets hair.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 13: e-paper display actually paper
Real screws, real buttons, real paper "screen" affixed to the face with real scotch tape. We ordered 1,000 -- for us and everyone we know.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 12: iPod docking pink plastic purse
Includes iPhone cardboard cutout.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 11: Janky-ass MP4 watch
The screen is really pretty stellar for a watch, too bad you'll need a forklift to keep your wrist propped up while wearing this behemoth.%Gallery-13423%
Crapgadget CES edition, round 10: PC Desktop Duo
Features include: typing, clicking. Scroll mouse now with moar Ds!
Crapgadget CES edition, round 9: spy recorder for little girls
Spy Chix, "Pretend to Touch-Up your Lipstick while you Secretly Listen & Record your Friends, Ages 6 and up."
Crapgadget CES edition, round 8: Firetruck with 1.5-inch digital photo frame
Help, our eyes are burning.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 7: 64MB Beer MP3 player
Sounds like crap, less memory. Also Heiny flavored.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 6: The Apple Pie
We knew we had to have a scoop with the Apple PiePhone.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 5: tweety! digital camera
With exclusive tweety photo editing software.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 4: Fugliest display evar
Should have... sent... a poet.
Crapgadget CES edition, round 2: the MP5 player
When four MPs aren't enough... now with RealPlayer support!
Crapgadget CES edition, round 1: the Mini Phone
The Mini Phone. Just like a regular landline phone, but a little bit smaller.