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  • Caption contest: the most depressing thing we've seen all day

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    Chris Ziegler
    Chris Ziegler
    02.18.2009

    We've seen many wonderful, exciting things at Mobile World Congress this year.This isn't one of them.Chris: "Listen, you (expletive), I'm only two months behind on the Easy Bake."Darren: "Hawha? Iaowe u six five dolars? Huh? Moommiieeee!"Josh: "It will be a $35 charge to reinstate service, and no, you can't have a cookie."Richard: "How could I have sent that many SMS? I can't even read. Put your manager on."Joe: "Is this what they mean by 'the future underwriting the present?'"Jose: "Sshhhh! I'm talking to my marketing consultant - he loves the banner!"Paul: "Sure, the hold times suck, but at least they play tunes from The Wiggles in the background."Nilay: "I'm sorry, but they just haven't taught us the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents in math class yet."