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There, shining like a beacon of justice atop Mt. Craigslist, we saw it. Two men from the Washington D.C. area had poured their hearts out on a digital classified ad, looking for women tailored specifically to their carnal needs. Their demands were innocent enough, until the inclusion of the immedia...

September 15th 2009 at 1:30pm 0 Comments
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As per Sony Online Entertainment's word, the free-to-play MMO unironically named Free Realms has opened the doors of its closed beta to the world. Aside from the kart racing and pet raising, we imagine users will start flooding into the online world and immediately partake in our time-honored tradi...

April 14th 2009 at 9:50pm 0 Comments
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We've had some fairly extensive, extremely erotic Quincying excursions in our time, but we were shocked when SCEA VP of Marketing Peter Dille revealed that the average session within the glossy locales of PlayStation Home lasts 55 minutes. As Dille aptly points out, that's longer than an hour-long...

March 19th 2009 at 10:00pm 0 Comments
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If home is where the heart is, then PlayStation 3 users have some pretty cold, racist, and sexually demeaning hearts. Hearts that make Halo 3 players look like cute puppies in comparison. Now I'm not saying that PlayStation Home is not a great idea -- in theory it's a brilliant idea. Play in a worl...

January 14th 2009 at 1:30pm 0 Comments
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PlayStation Home. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.Well, that's what we're told, anyway. Especially when other parts of our blog network are running around and causing havoc themselves. But this isn't a story about the other parts of our blog network, it's a story about...

January 11th 2009 at 8:00am 0 Comments
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HOW TO QUINCY: var digg_url = 'http://digg.com/playstation/The_World_s_Greatest_PS3_Home_Grief'; Co-workers, esteemed colleagues, The time grows near when the Joystiq staff must choose the games which should be honored in our annual Top 10 list. I'm sure that you, like me, have had no small am...

December 12th 2008 at 3:45pm 0 Comments