Good lord. No, really. Good lord. The TEO MP-301 MP3 player from IceTech USA crams 1GB of media storage into -- as you can see -- a very Jesus-friendly form factor. The $49 player features a built-in microphone with voice recorder, mirrored front panel, and even a little speaker. According to reviews, the player has some serious interface issues and a weak screen, but if crucifixion is your thing, you can't go wrong with this necklace cross-cum-MP3 player. Or is that the other way around? Is this an MP3 player that's also a cross? Anyway, there you have it: the cross-shaped MP3 player, indeed.

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Fujitsu pumped out three new DeskPower LX-series machines today, and they're slightly less ugly than the visually criminal EK30T. Apart from having been designed by someone with eyes, the new machines feature built-in 19- or 22-inch displays, 2.2GHz E4500 Core 2 Duos, digital and analog TV tuners, and dual layer burners. All of these are on sale now in Japan, for anywhere from ¥21,000 to ¥26,000 ($1854 - $2,296), depending on specs.

[Via Akihabara News]

If you'll recall, Fujitsu's unsightly TEO HTPC was first seen way back in January, and while the newest iteration most certainly steps it up in the hardware department, the aesthetics are still sorely lacking. Nevertheless, the TEO90X/D sports a 1.66GHz Intel Core 2 Duo T5500 processor, 2GB of RAM, a half terabyte of HDD space, integrated multicard reader (SD / Memory Stick / xD support), WiFi, FireWire, gigabit Ethernet, audio in / out, and of course, a Blu-ray writer. Furthermore, you'll find an optical digital audio output, HDCP-compliant HDMI / DVI connectors, an ATI Radeon Xpress 1250 graphics set (um, weak?), digital TV tuner, and Vista Home Premium runnin' the show. Slated to hit Japan here shortly, the TEO90X/D is priced at ¥265,000 ($2,282).

[Via AkihabaraNews]

Fujitsu's known for kicking out some fairly svelte looking laptops, but whomever's heading up the desktop design team should seriously be reevaluated. Sure, the firm's Teo HTPC isn't nearly as hideous as this catastrophe, but it's not exactly the sexiest piece of equipment we've seen to shove in your AV rack either. Nevertheless, the relatively slim machine comes to ready to rock as your home theater companion, packing an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 1GB of RAM, 400GB hard drive, 802.11a/b/g, dual TV tuners, 56k modem, Ethernet, and your choice of Windows Vista flavors. You'll also find a plethora of USB 2.0 ports, 4-pin FireWire, flash card reader, DVI / HDMI outputs, audio in / out, and optical digital out to boot. While pricing hasn't been set just yet, Fujitsu should be loosing these in Japan within a couple weeks, and should give Sony's XL3 some much needed competition. Click on through for a shot of the back.