Caption Contest: Jobs spotted with Network Walkman

So that's Pascal Cagni, president of Apple Europe, standing next to none other than Stevie J., who's taking a gander at Sony's new Network Walkman at, um, Apple Expo in Paris. Is that a scowl? A look of consternation? It's caption contest is what it is.

Peter: "Why does this iPod say Sony on it?"
Ryan: "No, no, you guys have it all mixed up. The player should be white, and the backdrop should be purple."
Marc: "Ceci n'est pas un iPod."
Evan: "Quick, Alfred, ring my lawyers on the Batphone… we need to sue these bastards and then try to patent their technology."

[Via W3sh, thanks Raph]