Fujitsu Siemens Lifebook Q2010: world's most desirable laptop?

We think Fujitsu Siemens may be going just a little too far by declaring their limited edition Lifebook Q2010 the "world's most desirable laptop." After all, while the $5,000 notebook may have built-in 3G networking, Bluetooth, WiFi, 1GB RAM, a black "piano lacquer" finish, an eight-hour battery and a weight of about 2 1/2 pounds, we sort of expect something marketed as a "truly aspirational product" to have at least a little bling. Where are the diamonds? Where's the gold? Where's the leather trim? Never mind. Where can we get one?