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  • AutoBlow AI

    Autoblow AI is a sex toy that promises ‘surprise’

    by 
    Daniel Cooper
    Daniel Cooper
    09.27.2019

    NSFW: This article may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts. The phrase "artificial intelligence" conjures all sorts of ideas about a synthetic consciousness that knows us better than we know ourselves. But it's more often hollowly used as a buzzword, providing a little excitement to systems that just identify patterns. This pattern recognition has been, apparently, harnessed by the Autoblow AI, a device that claims to use AI to offer users the "perfect blowjob."

  • Illustration by D. Thomas Magee

    Robots, VR and the future of male masturbators

    by 
    Christopher Trout
    Christopher Trout
    06.06.2016

    In my time as a human with a penis, I've penetrated more inanimate objects than I care to admit. NSFW Warning: This story may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts.

  • Illustration by D. Thomas Magee

    A first-hand quest for the future of sex

    by 
    Christopher Trout
    Christopher Trout
    01.27.2016

    Over the past two months, I've been intimately involved with a series of machines. On a mission to find the future of sex, I've masturbated into a crowdfunded sex sleeve, been transported into a porn star's anus and quite literally fucked myself. On Friday, I reached my final destination. I can now say that it is a clumsy, unremarkable future. NSFW Warning: This story may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts. This is the first in a two-part series exploring the future of sex. To read the conclusion, click here at your own risk.

  • Adult Themes: 8 connected sex toys for your Valentine

    by 
    Daniel Cooper
    Daniel Cooper
    02.09.2015

    There are many ways to tell someone that you love them. If they're not into flowers, chocolates or steak dinners, however, then you might just have to spice things up in the bedroom with an erotic device that's a little more exciting than a Magic Wand. After all, we live in a sane, mature society that can appreciate two (or more) people getting it on, don't we? Hell, when the biggest movie release on Valentine's Day is the story of a sociopath who uses BDSM to coerce a naive partner into doing whatever he wants with her, you know we're through the looking glass. That's why we here at Engadget have decided to pull together a list of the smartest, cleverest and maddest ways to tell your other halves to go fuck themselves -- in the nicest possible way, of course.