During the last quarterly earnings call, Apple CEO Tim Cook helped out comedians and pundits around the world by talking about a mythical "Toaster-Fridge." Now humor site Slacktory has imagined what the world would be like with the AppleClean washing machine. While I won't give away all of the funny parts, the image at the top of the page should give you a good idea of the general tone of the post. My favorite feature? Find My Socks. [via LoopInsight]