Diskord, aka "The Cyberpunk" and "The Mutant Mastermind", is a ringside mercenary and a post-industrial noise merchant who has worked for Vendetta Pro Wrestling and has managed wrestlers like Techno Destructo and Sinn Bodhi. Diskord can be seen live twice a month at Underground Empire Wrestling (East L.A.), every eight weeks at Cen-Cal Professional Wrestling (San Luis Obispo), and will be a part of the roster at Unity Pro Wrestling (Torrance). Diskord also makes experimental industrial music which can be heard here. 1. What's the best tech advice you've ever received? The error is more often with the user than the system. Of course it's not always true, but a high percentage of the time it is. Really, that's pretty good advice for life too. 2. What is your worst tech habit? Two words: Social. Media. It is concurrently the greatest and worst invention of the modern era. Use of social media is essential to success when you are an entertainer. Even beyond that, I spend an inordinate amount of time there and good rarely comes from it. It's in my nature to mess with people. I used to say that I liked to conduct "sociological experiments," but the truth is that I'm an antagonist by nature and social media makes it way too easy for me to give in to that vice. In recent years I've been able to narrow down the focus of my wrath to the wrestlers my clients and I are feuding with, so that's a plus. Also, to my credit, I'm not just a keyboard warrior. I've taken plenty of licks in the ring for things that I've said and done online. I never say anything online that I wouldn't say to someone's face, even if it will get me punched. 3. What app(s) can you not live without? I know it probably sounds stupid and simple, but the "Notes" app on my Phone is essential to my survival. I have so much going on in my life that I need to make lists. Admittedly, I've also taken a lot of chair-shots to the dome, so that has probably affected my memory some. Whatever the case, that little digital notepad is REALLY handy. Whether it's making a shopping list, laying out things I need to do over the week, coming up with in-ring tactics, or jotting down some song lyrics that come into my head, I probably open that app ten to twenty times a day. Also, the "Garage Band" app is very useful. I often get random drum patterns, bass-lines or melodies stuck in my head, and "Garage Band" for iPhone has allowed me to make note of those as they come to me so that I don't have to try and remember them later. 4. Are you sporting a wearable right now? If so, what is it? I don't need wearables. I have implants. One of the many benefits of being friends with Techno Destructo. 5. If you could have any superpower what would it be? I already have a nanoprocessor implanted in my brain that allows me to flash-calculate the potential outcomes of events, which makes me an excellent tactician. I also have a modified Bluetooth device installed in my head that allows me to mentally interface with specific technology at the speed of thought. (I call it Greentooth.) Additionally, due to some genetic tampering, I have a gland in the back of my throat that allows me to secrete a caustic green fluid from my mouth when I go into "fight or flight" mode. Don't get that stuff in your eyes. It hurts. Beyond that, I would really like the ability control kinetic force with my mind. That would be really useful. 6. What is your #1 tech pet peeve? It bugs the bejesus out of me when people get all self-superior because of the brand of technology they use. "Oh, I'm a MAC guy," "well, I'm a WINDOWS guy." Screw that! Both brands have their uses (I use Mac for audio/video production and Windows for gaming), and choosing one over the other is nothing more than a personal prerogative. Unless you have built your own machine and/or developed your own operating system, it's completely masturbatory to have THAT MUCH pride in your brand of choice. 7. What is your go-to karaoke song? I have a few. I rock Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues," INXS' "Need You Tonight," and Prince's "Gett Off." Every once in a while I find an uber-rad KJ who has Ol' Dirty Bastard's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" or Sisters of Mercy's "Lucretia My Reflection," and I own those too. 8. Who would play you in your biopic? They would have to CG me. By the time I'm done with my cybernetic and genetic upgrades, I'm not going to look anything like a human being. Maybe some Pixar animators could go rogue, start their own production company, and animate my biopic. Of course, Samuel L. Jackson would have to do my voice. 9. Who is your favorite villain? Skeletor, hands down. He is the very pinnacle of commitment to a cause and dogged determination. I have a personal mantra for when things go wrong in my life... "WWSD: What Would Skeletor Do?" The answer, of course, is: berate the minions, pick up the pieces, move forward and keep on grinning! Also, Frank Langella's performance as Skeletor in the 1987 "Masters of the Universe" movie is highly, HIGHLY underrated. He chewed the scenery in that role and never gets enough credit for how amazing he was in it. 10. If you could create an emoji not yet in existence, what would it be? I often wish there was an emoji of someone ripping out their own eyes and throwing them against the wall. SPLAT! Maybe some sort of animated GIF deal. 11. Tell us a joke. The 2016 presidential election could come down to Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton. 12. How do you disconnect? I watch a lot of old school wrestling. That's like meditation for me. Throw on something from the 70's or 80's and watch the true masters of their craft at work. I don't have cable, but I have the WWE Network. That's my go-to when I need to just zone out, but I'm also studying in the process. Wrestling isn't about what's new... It's about what's been forgotten. Those old matches are full of stuff that people aren't doing anymore, just itching to be brought back to the ring. Other than that, working on music takes me to "the other place." I can lose hours composing tracks, manipulating samples, and summoning dissonant noise from the depths of the abyss. Music and wrestling are my two passions in life, and I'm really only at peace when I'm doing one of the two. 13. What is your favorite GIF? I feel like this dude at least once a day. 14. What was the last thing you Googled? Quotes from the 80's BBC show "The Young Ones." I couldn't remember the exact words to one of Rick's poems about "totalitarian vegetables," and I desperately needed to harass a very vocal vegan friend. 15. If you were a cocktail, what kind of cocktail would you be? Molotov? Heh. There actually is a drink named after me. The Diskord is a mix of absinthe and Crystal Head vodka, mixed with honey, lemon and club soda, served over ice. It's cerebral, hard to swallow for many, will alter your perceptions, and has a green tint to it... That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. 16. Show us the last photo you took on your phone It's me and my Mini-Me. This kid spent his own money to put together a costume identical to my ring gear. He is a badass and he gives me hope for the future. 17. What device(s) are you currently lusting after? A sub-orbital deathray. A mech suit. A second pair of cybernetic arms with chainsaw-hand attachments. An inter-dimensional portal generator that lets me summon Elder Beings without the messy rituals. Oh, and a Tesla car. 18. What aspect of your life remains analog? I have not yet mastered the art of digitally punching a face... But it's not for lack of trying. The day I develop that technology, I will be unstoppable! And I won't even market it. I'm saving that one all for myself. 19. What is your biggest tech time suck (website/app/game/et al)? On the rare occasion that I have free time, I like to play a game on Wikipedia where I look up something that interests me, read the article, tab through the hyperlinks at a random interval and read whatever article I stop on, then repeat the process until I loop back around to the original article I looked up (or my brain melts down from information overload). This can kill hours of time, but I SLAY at Trivial Pursuit because of it. 20. Share your favorite tech tip or trick When playing "Duck Hunt" on an original NES, if you plug a controller into the Player 2 slot, you can totally control the duck. You may think this tip is irrelevant right now... But wait until they invent time machines! You WILL thank me when you can go back and severely screw with your nine-year-old self. 21. What reality show would you like to see created? You know that movie "The Running Man?" I'd like to see something like that, but starring D-List media stars. Or maybe just a live-action version of "Celebrity Death Match." 22. Finish this sentence: I would absolutely take a class that taught me how to... ...Master digitally punching a face. In all seriousness, I place a high value on education. I've actually gone back to school and am about to finish my A.S. in psychology. I think everyone could stand to go and take a class in ANYTHING, no matter their education level. If you sit on your ass and watch TV for more than two hours a night, why not use that time to better yourself and actually LEARN something??? Once I've finished my psych degree, I'm going to go take some business classes just because. Better knowledge of how the world works never hurt anyone 23. What is the last book you read? "The Gnostic Jung and the Seven Sermons to the Dead" by Stephan Hoeller. It draws parallels between Jungian psychology and the ancient Gnostic religion. It's super interesting, if you're into those kinds of things. I'm a big fan of both Jung and Gnosticism, so I really ate this book up.
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